The New Guy thinks I would make a great asswhore

On one of the dating sites I have a profile on, there is a guy who likes to bother me. A lot. He is actually the reason I deleted my profile on that same site back in September but I forgot he existed and created another account about a week ago. He found me again after only a few days on there and now sends me constant IMs within seconds of me signing on. I COULD block him but... where's the fun in that?
I don't remember how this conversation started but obviously it wasn't going well.

[9:18:39 pm]xMissHydex:I find you extremelu obnoxious, just like last

time we talked, and I don't want to speak to you anymore or ever again

[9:22:06 pm]TheNewGuy99:so there must be another reason

[9:22:09 pm]xMissHydex:because I'm not interested

[9:22:22 pm]TheNewGuy99:why not?

[9:22:28 pm]TheNewGuy99:you're on here for dating no?

[9:22:49 pm]xMissHydex:I don't find you attractive

[9:23:25 pm]TheNewGuy99:dude i'm more attractive than you

[9:23:26 pm]TheNewGuy99:let's face it

[9:23:37 pm]TheNewGuy99:you're like 5 feet tall

[9:24:01 pm]TheNewGuy99:and pudgy

[9:24:07 pm]TheNewGuy99:and tatted up like a biker

[9:24:18 pm]TheNewGuy99:i jjust have a big nose is all

[9:24:27 pm]TheNewGuy99:but that's fine for a guy says joan rivers

[9:25:20 pm]xMissHydex:okay then good luck with that

[9:26:20 pm]TheNewGuy99:i rule you drool

[9:26:23 pm]TheNewGuy99:how about that?

[9:26:28 pm]TheNewGuy99:did you just cry?

[9:29:00 pm]TheNewGuy99:are you weeping?

[9:29:07 pm]TheNewGuy99:did i jurt your little feelings?

[9:31:17 pm]TheNewGuy99:are you weeping?

[9:31:24 pm]TheNewGuy99:sticks and stones hurt your bones

[9:31:28 pm]TheNewGuy99:as well as words huh

[9:31:32 pm]TheNewGuy99:he heh he

[9:32:05 pm]TheNewGuy99:has a guy ever enjoyed dating you?

[9:32:10 pm]TheNewGuy99:it seems to me like it would be hell

[9:32:19 pm]TheNewGuy99:you would treat a guyu like shit 24 /7

[9:32:40 pm]TheNewGuy99:come down from your throne and do something

positive for the world

[9:33:30 pm]TheNewGuy99:do you prefer guys who take it up the arse?

[9:33:33 pm]TheNewGuy99:you dominate guys?

[9:34:16 pm]TheNewGuy99:you're 5'2''

[9:34:20 pm]TheNewGuy99:great job!

[9:34:25 pm]TheNewGuy99:you're ideal for farming

[9:34:29 pm]TheNewGuy99:have you ever worked in the fields

[9:34:31 pm]TheNewGuy99:?

[9:34:37 pm]TheNewGuy99:youd be a terrific slave

[9:35:30 pm]TheNewGuy99:have you ever tried slavery?

[9:35:33 pm]TheNewGuy99:you'd be great at it

[9:36:53 pm]TheNewGuy99:you'd also be a great asswhore

[9:37:01 pm]TheNewGuy99:just take cocks up your tight ass all day long

[9:37:07 pm]TheNewGuy99:that's pretty much your sole function

[9:37:28 pm]TheNewGuy99:being a depository for cock

[9:37:30 pm]TheNewGuy99:and cum

[9:37:37 pm]TheNewGuy99:that's your purpose

[9:39:21 pm]TheNewGuy99:youre also the perfect height for giving great

head

[9:39:24 pm]TheNewGuy99:you dont need to sit

[9:39:41 pm]TheNewGuy99:with a tall guy like me, you just stand and

open your mouth

[9:42:27 pm]TheNewGuy99:why are you viewing me

[9:43:19 pm]TheNewGuy99:whatsup shortie?

[9:43:26 pm]TheNewGuy99:hows it hangin?

[9:43:31 pm]TheNewGuy99:crying?

[9:43:36 pm]TheNewGuy99:i'm tryin to make you cry

[9:43:58 pm]xMissHydex:did you just make a fake profile so you could

further harass me?

[9:44:27 pm]TheNewGuy99:no

[9:44:34 pm]TheNewGuy99:i did not

[9:44:45 pm]TheNewGuy99:i am harassing you on here

[9:45:25 pm]xMissHydex:I see that

[9:46:48 pm]TheNewGuy99:im playing video games and harassing

[9:46:49 pm]TheNewGuy99:you

[9:46:53 pm]TheNewGuy99:that's my valentine's day so far

[9:49:49 pm]TheNewGuy99:how i'm just curious

[9:49:53 pm]TheNewGuy99:how come you don't block me?

[9:50:07 pm]TheNewGuy99:if youre gonna block me now, just tell me why

you didnt do so already before you block me

[9:52:10 pm]xMissHydex:so that WAS your fake profile

[9:52:49 pm]TheNewGuy99:i don't have a fake profile

[9:52:58 pm]TheNewGuy99:besides you can't just create a profile and IM

someone

[9:53:18 pm]TheNewGuy99:you have to wait until the account is approved

[9:57:38 pm]TheNewGuy99:you there?

[10:03:07 pm]TheNewGuy99:hello?

[10:03:23 pm]TheNewGuy99:your name is jenevieve right?

[10:04:02 pm]TheNewGuy99:jolina

[10:04:06 pm]TheNewGuy99:mitsy

[10:04:14 pm]TheNewGuy99:cassandra bloomingdales

[10:04:23 pm]TheNewGuy99:lol i'm random i know lol

[10:06:04 pm]TheNewGuy99:ok look

[10:06:09 pm]TheNewGuy99:tell me what you think of this poem

[10:06:58 pm]TheNewGuy99:sent it to you

[10:07:05 pm]TheNewGuy99:a girl who lives in my house wrote it

[10:07:14 pm]TheNewGuy99: i think it's amazing

[10:07:17 pm]TheNewGuy99:tell me what you think

[10:14:31 pm]TheNewGuy99:hey

[10:21:02 pm]xMissHydex:it sucks. you suck. go die.

[10:21:23 pm]TheNewGuy99:I agree. it is a sissy poem

[10:21:28 pm]TheNewGuy99:but the imagery is creative.

[10:21:42 pm]TheNewGuy99:i do suck certain things, such as lollipops

and pretty faces

[10:21:45 pm]TheNewGuy99:die?

[10:21:49 pm]TheNewGuy99:i will die in about 60 years

[10:21:58 pm]TheNewGuy99:happy?

[10:23:11 pm]TheNewGuy99:if you had to marry either me or kurt cobain

[10:23:14 pm]TheNewGuy99:who would you marry?

[10:23:20 pm]TheNewGuy99:assume he's still alive

[10:23:37 pm]xMissHydex:obviously not you

[10:23:47 pm]TheNewGuy99:that makes sense totallyu

[10:23:52 pm]TheNewGuy99:kurt cobain is a rockstar

[10:23:57 pm]TheNewGuy99:he's awesome

[10:24:40 pm]TheNewGuy99:what if you had to chose between me and

hitler?

[10:24:48 pm]TheNewGuy99:would you go with hitler?

[10:25:02 pm]xMissHydex:hitler

[10:25:08 pm]TheNewGuy99:nice!

[10:25:14 pm]TheNewGuy99:white people rock

[10:25:44 pm]TheNewGuy99:ok last one

[10:25:50 pm]TheNewGuy99:me or mike tyson?

[10:26:02 pm]TheNewGuy99:now assume that if you were to marry him,

he'd beat you and cheat on you for sure

[10:27:05 pm]TheNewGuy99:would you still go with mike?

[10:27:46 pm]xMissHydex:yes

[10:28:00 pm]TheNewGuy99:well it sounds like you do hate me

[10:28:16 pm]TheNewGuy99:why else would you be beaten by iron mike

just to avoid marrying me?

[10:29:58 pm]TheNewGuy99:i'm a passionate person

[10:30:05 pm]TheNewGuy99:you would enjoy ,ariage with me

[10:30:27 pm]xMissHydex:I would kill myself

[10:30:45 pm]TheNewGuy99:that's not an option

[10:30:51 pm]TheNewGuy99:you have to live with one of us

[10:31:51 pm]xMissHydex:not you. never you.

[10:31:38 pm]TheNewGuy99:see this is why you're alone on Vday

[10:31:49 pm]TheNewGuy99:it's because you're... what's the word?

[10:31:52 pm]TheNewGuy99:oh i know

[10:31:54 pm]TheNewGuy99:HORRIBLE

[10:32:03 pm]TheNewGuy99:there's nothing wrong with me i'm normal

[10:32:08 pm]TheNewGuy99:youre the emo psycho woman

[10:32:34 pm]xMissHydex:k

[10:33:32 pm]TheNewGuy99:would you rather marry me or have your family

die in a war?

[10:33:40 pm]TheNewGuy99:brutally

[10:33:45 pm]TheNewGuy99:pick one

[10:33:50 pm]TheNewGuy99:theyd be raped

[10:33:53 pm]TheNewGuy99:and burned

[10:34:16 pm]xMissHydex:are you dead yet?

[10:34:34 pm]TheNewGuy99:does it seem like i'm dead genius?

[10:34:44 pm]TheNewGuy99:IMing is not a pasttime of dead people

[10:35:29 pm]xMissHydex:can you get on that then?

[10:35:50 pm]TheNewGuy99:sure. can you get on being my slave?