5 reasons being single is worse than you thought

I've done my fair share of dating on the interweb, and it has always been terrible. TERRIBLE. But I still do it. I can't stop, it's a compulsion. I love checking my mail and seeing, "you have a new message from: InternetLurkerGuy" or whatever his name is. I basically created this blog to share the unbelievable things that guys actually say to me on a daily basis. It's like those people you see at Disneyland in the giant cartoon suits. These boys on the internet can't actually see me, and that somehow gives them the bravado to say things that they would never actually dare to say to a person's face. I think they are generally meant to hurt my feelings but they're really pretty amusing. And sad. But mostly amusing.