Billbragg is enticing me with his lack of morals

[6:44:47 pm]billbragg:how's love going on the site?

[6:46:01 pm]xMissHydex:it goes...

[6:50:56 pm]billbragg:will you ever meet anyone?

[6:51:12 pm]xMissHydex:what do you mean

[6:51:24 pm]billbragg:from the internets

[6:51:38 pm]xMissHydex:yeah

[6:52:28 pm]billbragg:would you like to meet sometime?

[6:53:15 pm]xMissHydex:no thank you

[6:56:10 pm]billbragg:haha

[6:56:13 pm]billbragg:and why not

[6:56:30 pm]xMissHydex:I don't want to

[6:56:48 pm]billbragg:but you have no reason not to

[6:56:59 pm]xMissHydex:you don't know that

[6:57:21 pm]billbragg:well, do you?

[6:57:39 pm]xMissHydex:I don't need a reason to not want to

[6:57:49 pm]billbragg:haha

[6:57:49 pm]billbragg:true

[6:57:53 pm]billbragg:but still

[6:58:01 pm]billbragg:i'd be good for you. i want to spend money on you

[7:01:22 pm]billbragg:also i have no morals

[7:01:23 pm]billbragg:none

[7:06:28 pm]xMissHydex:I would prefer someone with morals

The New Guy thinks I'm a sick fuck

(11:10:52 pm)TheNewGuy99:if you could would you kill me?

(11:12:31 pm)TheNewGuy99:am i handsome?

(11:12:38 pm)TheNewGuy99:say ye

(11:12:40 pm)TheNewGuy99:say yeah

(11:12:53 pm)xMissHydex:you know you're not

(11:13:09 pm)TheNewGuy99:what's my worst feature?

(11:13:23 pm)xMissHydex:your personality

(11:13:29 pm)TheNewGuy99:dude wtf

(11:13:34 pm)TheNewGuy99:we're talking external features here

(11:13:40 pm)TheNewGuy99:physical attributes, not personality

(11:14:51 pm)TheNewGuy99:what is my worst PHYSICAl attribute

(11:17:47 pm)TheNewGuy99:i feel llike you can't think of one physical attribute

(11:17:54 pm)TheNewGuy99:you think i'm handsome

(11:29:32 pm)TheNewGuy99:you fucking hate

(11:29:34 pm)TheNewGuy99:you hate me

(11:29:38 pm)TheNewGuy99:for no FUCKING reason

(11:29:42 pm)TheNewGuy99:i can't stand you

(11:29:44 pm)TheNewGuy99:uGHHHHHHH

(11:33:06 pm)xMissHydex:I have reasons

(11:33:34 pm)TheNewGuy99:no you don't

(11:33:40 pm)TheNewGuy99:i've done nothing to you

(11:33:46 pm)TheNewGuy99:i havent said ANYthing mean to you

(11:34:30 pm)xMissHydex:you were trying to hurt my feelings yesterday

(11:35:50 pm)TheNewGuy99:that was after you told me to go die

(11:35:54 pm)TheNewGuy99:you deserved it

(11:36:06 pm)TheNewGuy99:you mentioned that twice already

(11:36:12 pm)TheNewGuy99:it seems like i really hurt your feelings

(11:36:23 pm)xMissHydex:you did not

(11:38:10 pm)TheNewGuy99:yeah right you fucking baby

(11:38:15 pm)TheNewGuy99:you probably cried yourself to sleep

(11:39:56 pm)xMissHydex:you are very verbally abusive

(11:41:14 pm)TheNewGuy99:not as much as you

(11:41:20 pm)TheNewGuy99:you threatened to kill me

(11:41:24 pm)TheNewGuy99:ive never done that to you

(11:41:27 pm)TheNewGuy99:you sick fuck

(11:52:46 pm)TheNewGuy99:youre stalking me?

(11:55:25 pm)TheNewGuy99:hello?

Danny thinks I'm a prostitute

[10:25:37 pm]dannyinLA:hey

[9:36:30 pm]dannyinLA:hello

[9:41:04 pm]dannyinLA:hey

[9:41:11 pm]dannyinLA:want to go out sometime on a date?

[9:43:27 pm]xMissHydex:no thank you

[9:43:48 pm]dannyinLA:you sure?

[9:43:49 pm]dannyinLA:i'm rich

[9:44:19 pm]xMissHydex:so?

[9:44:34 pm]dannyinLA:i'll spoil you

[9:44:38 pm]dannyinLA:buy you things

[9:44:52 pm]dannyinLA:buy you anything

[9:45:14 pm]xMissHydex:I'm not a sugar baby but thanks for the offer

[9:45:28 pm]dannyinLA:i'm not calling you a sugar baby

[9:45:44 pm]dannyinLA:if you want cash and gifts..

[9:46:51 pm]dannyinLA:lots of cash

[9:47:38 pm]xMissHydex:what?

[9:47:55 pm]dannyinLA:i'll give you gifts and a lot of cash

[9:49:43 pm]xMissHydex:I'm not a hooker either

[9:50:06 pm]dannyinLA:ok

The New Guy thinks I'm a gigantic asshole

[6:10:47 pm]TheNewGuy99:guess what

[6:10:50 pm]TheNewGuy99:I died

[6:11:43 pm]TheNewGuy99:you there?

[6:11:46 pm]TheNewGuy99:speak with sdk

[6:11:49 pm]TheNewGuy99:i demand it

[6:29:29 pm]TheNewGuy99:I want to make love to you

[6:29:34 pm]TheNewGuy99:I want to make you fall in love with me

[9:25:33 pm]TheNewGuy99:are u feeling better?

[9:28:06 pm]TheNewGuy99:talk to me

[9:28:13 pm]TheNewGuy99:why are you ignoring me gorgeous?

[9:28:15 pm]TheNewGuy99:talk tome

[9:32:00 pm]TheNewGuy99:you are taking tests!

[9:32:02 pm]TheNewGuy99:but not talking to me!

[9:32:04 pm]TheNewGuy99:how innane

[9:32:53 pm]TheNewGuy99:are you gonna have sex later tonight?

[9:32:55 pm]TheNewGuy99:with a black guy?

[9:34:56 pm]TheNewGuy99:talk to me you wierdo!

[9:34:57 pm]xMissHydex:I'm not gorgeous I'm short and pugdy remeber?

[9:34:58 pm]TheNewGuy99:TALK TO SDK!

[9:35:06 pm]xMissHydex:douchebag

[9:35:13 pm]TheNewGuy99:i just said that to hurt your feelings

[9:35:24 pm]TheNewGuy99:you are in fact gorgeous on the outside

[9:35:34 pm]TheNewGuy99:ON THE OUTSIDE ONLY!

[9:35:46 pm]TheNewGuy99:on the inside your horrible

[9:35:57 pm]TheNewGuy99:i'm the opposite, good on the inside, bad on the outside

[9:36:05 pm]xMissHydex:then WHY are you still BOTHERING me?

[9:36:15 pm]TheNewGuy99:i dont know

[9:36:17 pm]TheNewGuy99:i like you

[9:38:06 pm]TheNewGuy99:am i gorgeous?

[9:38:11 pm]TheNewGuy99:in your opinion

[9:39:36 pm]xMissHydex:absolutely not

[9:39:43 pm]TheNewGuy99:lol

[9:39:50 pm]TheNewGuy99:are you gorgeous?

[9:42:29 pm]TheNewGuy99:you look like such a sweetheart on the outside

[9:42:40 pm]TheNewGuy99:and such a gigantic asshole on the inside

[9:42:55 pm]TheNewGuy99:i would make love to you

[9:43:00 pm]TheNewGuy99:it would be interesting

[9:43:05 pm]TheNewGuy99:love/hate dynamic

[9:43:13 pm]xMissHydex:you are disgusting. please go away

[9:43:21 pm]TheNewGuy99:i'm not disgusting

[9:43:25 pm]TheNewGuy99:YOU"RE disgusting missy

[9:44:08 pm]TheNewGuy99:i feel like you and i are destined to get married

[9:44:23 pm]TheNewGuy99:only a married couple could fight as much as we do

[9:46:19 pm]TheNewGuy99:if we were married i would make love to you everyday

[9:46:26 pm]TheNewGuy99:it would be pretty badass

[9:48:23 pm]TheNewGuy99:are you a white supremacist ?

[9:48:24 pm]TheNewGuy99:be honest

[9:49:06 pm]TheNewGuy99:dude take down the picture of you blowing bubbles

[9:49:08 pm]TheNewGuy99:it's bad

[9:50:27 pm]TheNewGuy99:it's not hot

[9:50:29 pm]TheNewGuy99:it's cold

[9:51:10 pm]TheNewGuy99:you know what would be hilarious?

[9:51:15 pm]TheNewGuy99:if i made you pregnant

[9:51:20 pm]TheNewGuy99:it would be like th emovie knocked up

[9:51:26 pm]TheNewGuy99:except i'm nto fat or jewish

[9:51:51 pm]TheNewGuy99:i wonder what your reaction would be when you found out you're pregnant with my child

[9:52:06 pm]TheNewGuy99:lol

[9:56:16 pm]TheNewGuy99:talk to me

[10:39:29 pm]TheNewGuy99:hey

[10:39:35 pm]TheNewGuy99:can we talk on the phone?

[10:39:40 pm]TheNewGuy99:or like skype?

[11:09:33 pm]TheNewGuy99:hey

[11:09:38 pm]TheNewGuy99:call me

[11:09:42 pm]TheNewGuy99:i want to hear your voice

Mickey Jordan wants to fuck

(9:40:40 pm)MickyJordan:hey

(9:40:43 pm)MickyJordan:wanna fuck?

(9:40:48 pm)MickyJordan:wanna suck some D?

(9:40:53 pm)MickyJordan:be my cockslave

(9:42:34 pm)xMissHydex:douchebag

(9:42:45 pm)MickyJordan:what?

(9:42:51 pm)MickyJordan:what did you call me?

(9:42:56 pm)MickyJordan:youre the douchebag

(9:43:01 pm)MickyJordan:you big bag of douche!

(9:44:20 pm)xMissHydex:*blocked*

The New Guy thinks I would make a great asswhore

On one of the dating sites I have a profile on, there is a guy who likes to bother me. A lot. He is actually the reason I deleted my profile on that same site back in September but I forgot he existed and created another account about a week ago. He found me again after only a few days on there and now sends me constant IMs within seconds of me signing on. I COULD block him but... where's the fun in that?
I don't remember how this conversation started but obviously it wasn't going well.

[9:18:39 pm]xMissHydex:I find you extremelu obnoxious, just like last

time we talked, and I don't want to speak to you anymore or ever again

[9:22:06 pm]TheNewGuy99:so there must be another reason

[9:22:09 pm]xMissHydex:because I'm not interested

[9:22:22 pm]TheNewGuy99:why not?

[9:22:28 pm]TheNewGuy99:you're on here for dating no?

[9:22:49 pm]xMissHydex:I don't find you attractive

[9:23:25 pm]TheNewGuy99:dude i'm more attractive than you

[9:23:26 pm]TheNewGuy99:let's face it

[9:23:37 pm]TheNewGuy99:you're like 5 feet tall

[9:24:01 pm]TheNewGuy99:and pudgy

[9:24:07 pm]TheNewGuy99:and tatted up like a biker

[9:24:18 pm]TheNewGuy99:i jjust have a big nose is all

[9:24:27 pm]TheNewGuy99:but that's fine for a guy says joan rivers

[9:25:20 pm]xMissHydex:okay then good luck with that

[9:26:20 pm]TheNewGuy99:i rule you drool

[9:26:23 pm]TheNewGuy99:how about that?

[9:26:28 pm]TheNewGuy99:did you just cry?

[9:29:00 pm]TheNewGuy99:are you weeping?

[9:29:07 pm]TheNewGuy99:did i jurt your little feelings?

[9:31:17 pm]TheNewGuy99:are you weeping?

[9:31:24 pm]TheNewGuy99:sticks and stones hurt your bones

[9:31:28 pm]TheNewGuy99:as well as words huh

[9:31:32 pm]TheNewGuy99:he heh he

[9:32:05 pm]TheNewGuy99:has a guy ever enjoyed dating you?

[9:32:10 pm]TheNewGuy99:it seems to me like it would be hell

[9:32:19 pm]TheNewGuy99:you would treat a guyu like shit 24 /7

[9:32:40 pm]TheNewGuy99:come down from your throne and do something

positive for the world

[9:33:30 pm]TheNewGuy99:do you prefer guys who take it up the arse?

[9:33:33 pm]TheNewGuy99:you dominate guys?

[9:34:16 pm]TheNewGuy99:you're 5'2''

[9:34:20 pm]TheNewGuy99:great job!

[9:34:25 pm]TheNewGuy99:you're ideal for farming

[9:34:29 pm]TheNewGuy99:have you ever worked in the fields

[9:34:31 pm]TheNewGuy99:?

[9:34:37 pm]TheNewGuy99:youd be a terrific slave

[9:35:30 pm]TheNewGuy99:have you ever tried slavery?

[9:35:33 pm]TheNewGuy99:you'd be great at it

[9:36:53 pm]TheNewGuy99:you'd also be a great asswhore

[9:37:01 pm]TheNewGuy99:just take cocks up your tight ass all day long

[9:37:07 pm]TheNewGuy99:that's pretty much your sole function

[9:37:28 pm]TheNewGuy99:being a depository for cock

[9:37:30 pm]TheNewGuy99:and cum

[9:37:37 pm]TheNewGuy99:that's your purpose

[9:39:21 pm]TheNewGuy99:youre also the perfect height for giving great

head

[9:39:24 pm]TheNewGuy99:you dont need to sit

[9:39:41 pm]TheNewGuy99:with a tall guy like me, you just stand and

open your mouth

[9:42:27 pm]TheNewGuy99:why are you viewing me

[9:43:19 pm]TheNewGuy99:whatsup shortie?

[9:43:26 pm]TheNewGuy99:hows it hangin?

[9:43:31 pm]TheNewGuy99:crying?

[9:43:36 pm]TheNewGuy99:i'm tryin to make you cry

[9:43:58 pm]xMissHydex:did you just make a fake profile so you could

further harass me?

[9:44:27 pm]TheNewGuy99:no

[9:44:34 pm]TheNewGuy99:i did not

[9:44:45 pm]TheNewGuy99:i am harassing you on here

[9:45:25 pm]xMissHydex:I see that

[9:46:48 pm]TheNewGuy99:im playing video games and harassing

[9:46:49 pm]TheNewGuy99:you

[9:46:53 pm]TheNewGuy99:that's my valentine's day so far

[9:49:49 pm]TheNewGuy99:how i'm just curious

[9:49:53 pm]TheNewGuy99:how come you don't block me?

[9:50:07 pm]TheNewGuy99:if youre gonna block me now, just tell me why

you didnt do so already before you block me

[9:52:10 pm]xMissHydex:so that WAS your fake profile

[9:52:49 pm]TheNewGuy99:i don't have a fake profile

[9:52:58 pm]TheNewGuy99:besides you can't just create a profile and IM

someone

[9:53:18 pm]TheNewGuy99:you have to wait until the account is approved

[9:57:38 pm]TheNewGuy99:you there?

[10:03:07 pm]TheNewGuy99:hello?

[10:03:23 pm]TheNewGuy99:your name is jenevieve right?

[10:04:02 pm]TheNewGuy99:jolina

[10:04:06 pm]TheNewGuy99:mitsy

[10:04:14 pm]TheNewGuy99:cassandra bloomingdales

[10:04:23 pm]TheNewGuy99:lol i'm random i know lol

[10:06:04 pm]TheNewGuy99:ok look

[10:06:09 pm]TheNewGuy99:tell me what you think of this poem

[10:06:58 pm]TheNewGuy99:sent it to you

[10:07:05 pm]TheNewGuy99:a girl who lives in my house wrote it

[10:07:14 pm]TheNewGuy99: i think it's amazing

[10:07:17 pm]TheNewGuy99:tell me what you think

[10:14:31 pm]TheNewGuy99:hey

[10:21:02 pm]xMissHydex:it sucks. you suck. go die.

[10:21:23 pm]TheNewGuy99:I agree. it is a sissy poem

[10:21:28 pm]TheNewGuy99:but the imagery is creative.

[10:21:42 pm]TheNewGuy99:i do suck certain things, such as lollipops

and pretty faces

[10:21:45 pm]TheNewGuy99:die?

[10:21:49 pm]TheNewGuy99:i will die in about 60 years

[10:21:58 pm]TheNewGuy99:happy?

[10:23:11 pm]TheNewGuy99:if you had to marry either me or kurt cobain

[10:23:14 pm]TheNewGuy99:who would you marry?

[10:23:20 pm]TheNewGuy99:assume he's still alive

[10:23:37 pm]xMissHydex:obviously not you

[10:23:47 pm]TheNewGuy99:that makes sense totallyu

[10:23:52 pm]TheNewGuy99:kurt cobain is a rockstar

[10:23:57 pm]TheNewGuy99:he's awesome

[10:24:40 pm]TheNewGuy99:what if you had to chose between me and

hitler?

[10:24:48 pm]TheNewGuy99:would you go with hitler?

[10:25:02 pm]xMissHydex:hitler

[10:25:08 pm]TheNewGuy99:nice!

[10:25:14 pm]TheNewGuy99:white people rock

[10:25:44 pm]TheNewGuy99:ok last one

[10:25:50 pm]TheNewGuy99:me or mike tyson?

[10:26:02 pm]TheNewGuy99:now assume that if you were to marry him,

he'd beat you and cheat on you for sure

[10:27:05 pm]TheNewGuy99:would you still go with mike?

[10:27:46 pm]xMissHydex:yes

[10:28:00 pm]TheNewGuy99:well it sounds like you do hate me

[10:28:16 pm]TheNewGuy99:why else would you be beaten by iron mike

just to avoid marrying me?

[10:29:58 pm]TheNewGuy99:i'm a passionate person

[10:30:05 pm]TheNewGuy99:you would enjoy ,ariage with me

[10:30:27 pm]xMissHydex:I would kill myself

[10:30:45 pm]TheNewGuy99:that's not an option

[10:30:51 pm]TheNewGuy99:you have to live with one of us

[10:31:51 pm]xMissHydex:not you. never you.

[10:31:38 pm]TheNewGuy99:see this is why you're alone on Vday

[10:31:49 pm]TheNewGuy99:it's because you're... what's the word?

[10:31:52 pm]TheNewGuy99:oh i know

[10:31:54 pm]TheNewGuy99:HORRIBLE

[10:32:03 pm]TheNewGuy99:there's nothing wrong with me i'm normal

[10:32:08 pm]TheNewGuy99:youre the emo psycho woman

[10:32:34 pm]xMissHydex:k

[10:33:32 pm]TheNewGuy99:would you rather marry me or have your family

die in a war?

[10:33:40 pm]TheNewGuy99:brutally

[10:33:45 pm]TheNewGuy99:pick one

[10:33:50 pm]TheNewGuy99:theyd be raped

[10:33:53 pm]TheNewGuy99:and burned

[10:34:16 pm]xMissHydex:are you dead yet?

[10:34:34 pm]TheNewGuy99:does it seem like i'm dead genius?

[10:34:44 pm]TheNewGuy99:IMing is not a pasttime of dead people

[10:35:29 pm]xMissHydex:can you get on that then?

[10:35:50 pm]TheNewGuy99:sure. can you get on being my slave?

5 reasons being single is worse than you thought

I've done my fair share of dating on the interweb, and it has always been terrible. TERRIBLE. But I still do it. I can't stop, it's a compulsion. I love checking my mail and seeing, "you have a new message from: InternetLurkerGuy" or whatever his name is. I basically created this blog to share the unbelievable things that guys actually say to me on a daily basis. It's like those people you see at Disneyland in the giant cartoon suits. These boys on the internet can't actually see me, and that somehow gives them the bravado to say things that they would never actually dare to say to a person's face. I think they are generally meant to hurt my feelings but they're really pretty amusing. And sad. But mostly amusing.